The Barstool Philosopher

Photography by George Crux
Via Digby, I see that the President is still an idiot:
“If I catch anyone who leaks in my government,” Bush tells Chrétien in March, 2002, “I would like to string them up by the thumbs — the same way we do with prisoners in Guantanamo.”
Which, of course, reminds me of this:
“You see the irony is what they need to do is get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s all over…”
America 2.0, where all foreign policy directives were first dreamt up over Rolling Rock and beer nuts.